Baby...doing well, having a 3-4 am eat and poopfest the past two nights. Note to baby: poop before mommy goes to bed. You are super cute gazing at me in the wee hours of the morning, but mommy's body thinks any time after 4:30 = time to get up for the day. This cannot continue.
Mommy...is getting sick. And my chest hurts. Just "C" cups should not turn into DD cups overnight. Mommy is currently wearing a fancy girdle and cabbage leaves in her bra; a throbbing throat is foreshadowing the impending sinus snotfest that is currently torturing the rest of the family. And grandpa and grandma are coming for the weekend. Mommy really hopes they have found a hotel!